Hello FUBARians,
Welcome back after what seems like forever
with a long overdue ("IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS YOU F**KING SLACKER!") update from the FUBAR News.
The delay in updates seems to continue to be the rule rather than the
exception over the past decade.
So, while the FNC will continue to bring you all the updates fit to
'print' in the FUBAR-Verse, know that the FNC Advertising & Marketing
Department is hard at work to bring a new format to the FUBAR
News. Corp. A format that will hopefully provide an improved AND
more-over more frequent update schedule?
While the format change is inevitable, the FUBAR Upper Management seemed
to reassure it's FUBARian loyalists and fan base with the following
press-release...
"FUBARians, Friends
and Supporters. Please know that while the latest edition of the
FNC (FUBAR News Corp) News Update will be brief, changes are on the horizon. While the current pace (or
lack thereof) of scheduled updates is not ideal for anyone, know that
the FNC Advertising & Marketing Dept (FNCA&M) is working tirelessly to
improve the experience for both the fans and the writer's. So,
while the FNC may take on a new look in terms of some of the content, or
the formatting may simply change, rest assured, we will make sure you
still get all the great FNC News Updates you're accustomed too...
'Hooter's List', 'The
Kids', 'FHQ News', 'Darth M News', 'Photos' and new 'FOTQ's will still
be in the regular line-up.
Additionally, while
these new changes and improvements ARE coming, rest assured that the FNC
will first and foremost continue to deliver the very best in not only
updates on the latest FUBAR's and FUBAR events. They will strive
to continue to report on the
ever-expanding FUBAR Empire, it's ideology, experiences and strategies towards their never
ending goal of Total World Domination.
It is very
clear to our team that the FUBAR loyalists want, and
expect, nothing less.
Thank you for
continuing to ride along on the journey..."
FUBAR CEO/FOUNDER Dave
"Cyber Kid".
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