Hello this (mid) second quarter of 2009!
We hope everyone is enjoying 2009?! For us, there's
been a bit of a change of pace here at the good ole FHQ!? - The Cyber Kid
found out earlier this year that due to the "economic downturn" he was going
to be transferred from the International Region to Domestic! This
transfer was scheduled to take place by the Spring (at posting, yours truly
is currently undergoing training.) So with all the changes, the Cyber Kid
decided to take Little Dude down to Central Florida to visit with the FUBAR
troops and enjoy the break before heading to training!...
So how was the mini FUBAR Reunion you ask? Well, taking advantage of FUBAR HQ
flight benefits and utilizing the company plane, the Cyber Kid and Little
Dude set out at 0500 on April 19th with the intention of arriving in Central
Florida by 11am! Well, 11 HOURS later at approx. 1600, the boys
arrived! "Brutal" was all the Cyber Kid could say, however Little Dude
was not at a loss for words; "We couldn't get on the 0600 flight, so we took
the 0700 to Atlanta. THEN, we were waiting for the 1225 and had to
make some last minute (destination) changes and head to a different
airport!. It WAS Brutal, like he said!?... OK, that good?
Can I play with your phone now?..." - ... "No, battery needs
charging!?... now scram kid!?..."
Cyber Kid and Little Dude hooked up with Mark "the Godfather" Avocado along
with Maria "Superfan" and the Emperor! Chris "The Bionic Arm" Roth was
also notified via the secret FUBAR Communications' Channel (FCC) of the
Cyber Kid's arrival but was unable to attend; "What!? Visit the
Cyber Kid! After last year when he so conveniently "forgot" to call
me? Yeah, I'll get right over there!? ... Let me just check my
schedule ... <dial tone>............." were Rothy's comments! -
"OK then, guess he dropped the call?!"
So, the Cyber Kid and Little Dude
spent the better
part of a week enjoying all the fun Central Florida has
to offer - Grandparents, BBQ's, huge dogs, movies, sun, surf and a 6' Rat!
("it's a mouse Sir!" - "I know! It's a joke!?) Anyway, the
Little Dude enjoyed the video games and FUBAR-B-Que's galour, but after a
conference (about taking over the world!?...) with Mark "Future Secretary of
State" and the Cyber Kid, the trio decided they wanted to see how the...
“VOTE FOR DAVE! GET FREE WINGS!”
was going? So the boys visited Hooter's to see the program in
action and we're happy to say it's been a huge success!? The Little
Dude actually posed for a picture to be featured in the next installment of
campaigning w/ Jessica & Cheeky (Daytona, '09)
So, outside the campaigning and networking, the Little Dude, Cyber
Kid and Armadillos were able to hit the home of long time FUBAR
friend Mickey Mouse the day before their departure. Of course,
a full 12 hours in the Magic Kingdom would make any mortal cringe
BUT, the (immortal) FUBAR's plundered on and conquered everything
the park had to offer (other than most of the stuff in Frontierland
- Can you say Snooze-Ville!?)
Little Dude was especially happy
to be a cool 41" tall and able to ride the big kid rides (sorry
Kevin!?... "Sir, that's cold! ... "I know I'm an
@$$!?) - So, Big Thunder Mountain and Splash Mountain were added to
the itinerary last minute! Thundered they did and Splashed
even more, the FUBAR Upper Management was
once again enjoying the fruits of their labor (or as usual, you're
annual FUBAR dues!?...) After all the excitement, Maria
"Sleeper-Fan" and Little Dude zonked out on the car ride home while
the Cyber Kid and Armadillo made funny faces and took pictures of
them!?... (ALL the fun can be seen over in the
PHOTOS & PHOTO ARCHIVES
other than the impromptu trip to
the Southeast, the Cyber Kid finished his Worldly
travels promoting the FUBAR "Word" and impressing the indigenous
peoples with his antics.
Now, entrenched in Domestic Procedures, Equipment &
Policy, the Cyber Kid is continuing his push stateside... "Well, I
got the ball rolling overseas, now it's a matter of just getting the
people here to listen.? I think we can get support?
It'll just take some more time.? Like I said last quarter, "It’s
a long term thing!""
were the Cyber Kid's comments. We'll just have to see how all
of this pans out as we progress through the year...
On a side note, the
FNC has been concerned as of late with the recent disappearance of
Brian "I'm such a" Messer and Steve "Left" Hancock! Both
FUBAR's have gone "Dark" and the FUBAR Upper Management has been
unable to reach either of the two "toxic twins!" If you have
any info as to the whereabouts of these two, please call your local
FUBAR Station and provide them with information. Any tips that
lead to finding either Brian ("Bri Bri" as he's known to respond
to!?) or Steve ("Handy Manny" as he's known to his "close" friends)
will result in a reward of One Year FREE UNLIMITED 24/7
access to the award winning FUBAR News Corporation website -
What a deal! They don't just give this stuff away you know!" -
Jeff "E" had to say; "By the way, did you mention that we had
another kid yet!?" "No, you publicity wh0r3, I didn't!!!"
... Anyway, as we were saying, if you see
either of these two nefarious characters - let us know... By the
way, they may
be armed and dangerous and should not be approached alone or with
Brian - Into the Sunset...
Anyway, with all the
time off vacationing, backing-up all these important
documents and studying for the Domestic "Campaign", that's all we have for
you this second quarter!?... Be sure to head over to the DARTH M News for more Cyber Kid
training news, AVIATION pics and more!?... Oh and BY THE WAY, Jeff &
Tanya had ANOTHER CHILD! ("Happy now?"... "Yes.")
because we care, here’s yet another installment of WTF
– enjoy! (I detect a theme this quarter!?....)
I see how
Tanya runs HER household!?...Holy $@#&*!?"
see how Mark runs HIS household!?...Double Holy $@#&*!?"
Project - Yes, those are his friends... Yes, that's supposed to be