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08/17/2011

The "Heir Apparent" completes Rookie Season and the Cyber Kid Acts ...

(among other things going on!?)

Little Dude takes a Massive Swing!

 

Hello FUBARians,

       How the heck is everyone this mid 3rd quarter of 2011!  As promised we're doing our best to keep you up to date on all the Cyber Kid events, News and going's on!  Boy has it been a busy four months since we last reported!!!  So without keeping you in suspense we'll just dive right in!!!

       We left you last Spring with a few open stories; first and foremost, Alex's (aka Little Dude's) rookie season!  Having established himself early in the season as a solid prospect, his coaches decided to play the Little Monkey at third base (just like his FUBAR Hall of Fame dad!)  Fighting hard as an underdog from the beginning of the season, the Sand Gnats fought hard against tough opponents!  Facing off against the Red Sox, Giants, Bombers and Braves; the Gnats finished the season 6 and 2 putting them solidly into the Playoffs.  They played the first round (Game 9) against the Bombers.  Little Dude went 1/2 w/ a RUN along with stellar defense at the hot corner in the Gnats victory.

       Moving on to the Championship pitted the Gnats against their nemesis the Giants - the only team to defeat the Gnats in regular season play.  Putting up solid numbers with top notch hitting on both sides made for a high scoring game as both sides couldn't find the groove to keep each other at bay.  In the end, the Gnats weould close out the season in 2nd place in a 23-18 loss.  Little Dude played solid defense at third along with a 2/3 w/ 1 RUN 1 RBI at the plate.

       During the end of the season ceremony Little Dude's coach said, "You know some kids come out here to have fun but not Alex!  He's out here to win boy!  To him baseball is more - it's in his blood!"  (For the record, the Cyber Kid was NOT tearing up.  There must have been onions nearby?! :o)  

Little Dude leaps clear after putting out a Bomber in the Game 9 semi-finals!

 
   

Alex "Little Dude" Stats 2011 (Rookie Season)

Game 1 -Win  (2/2 1 Run)
Game 2 - Win  (1/2 1 RBI)
Game 3 - Loss  (2/2 1 RBI)
Game 4 - Win  (2/2 2 RBIs, 1 Run)
Game 5 - Loss  (1/2 1 RBI, 1 Run)
Game 6 - Win  (1/1 2 RBIs, 1 Run, 1 SAC)
Game 7 - Win  (0/1 2 RBIs, 2 SAC)
Game 8 - Win  (2/2 1 DBL, 2 RBI, 2 RUNs, SAC)
Playoff Game 1 - Win  (1/2 1 RUN)
Championship Game - Loss  (2/3 1 RBI 2 RUNs )

Season Statistics -

.737 Avg. (14/19 1 DBL, 12 RBIs, 9 RUNs, 4 SACs)

 

The FUBAR's are definitely going to be seeing more of this kid!!!

 

Alex nabs a grounder before sending another batter to the bench!

   
       In other pending news, the Cyber Kid made his way onto the small screen (in other words YouTube) this past quarter!   This time however, the Kid was not on the directing/editing side as has been the usual case with the YouTube montages of Little Dude and Rabbit featured on the FUBARHQ channel.  No, this time the Cyber Kid, along with the D-Mobile III (aka "The Beast") was a featured extra "Officer Handlebar" in the Season 2, Episode 1 premiere of the break-out web hit The Variants

       The Variants follows the zany adventures of comic shop proprietor, Richard and his loyal band of store employees, Barry, Kelli, Joe and the elusive Vlad as the (mostly) quartet find themselves in the most precarious of situations. 

       "There was always threats of working me, and The Beast, into an episode on the show and when scripting called for an officer for the Season 2 opener; I was offered the part!  It was pretty cool!"  So on an overcast, damp, chilly day, the Cyber Kid's acting debut was realized.

For more information about the show or to watch the episode click any of the respective links below -

www.TheVariants.com

Season 2 Episode 1

(My Scene starts at 6:40)

Also, for more info be sure to check out the Darth M News!

The Cyber Kid on set with Richard Neal and "The Beast"

 
   
       Despite the tight schedules and trying to help the FUBAR organization scout for future prospects (namely Little Dude) the Cyber Kid was able to find time to head into Central Florida for some routine "housecleaning!"  Meeting up with members of the FUBAR Upper Management, the Cyber Kid was able to discuss the future plans for the Mega-Pire!

       "Yup. Just left a fairly un-productive meeting with the Kid - typical; but, we did lock down some new strategies and ideas for the organization.  Once in a while you have to set aside your differences and just roll with it!  I mean come on we all know the guy, even with the major switch to decaf, he's still goin' like 1000 miles an hour!" Mark Avocado told reporters at the site of the meeting!  When asked if he any more to say, Mark added -"Sure!  Buy gold and stockpile weapons!  The FUBARS are coming you know!?" 

       When the Cyber Kid was finally tracked down back in the Central US and asked about the details of the meeting with FUBAR Championship pitcher and Hall of Famer Mark Avo, he was quoted as saying, "Well talks got heated at times but Mark sees my point of view.  There's major changes coming to the FUBAR organization and it's Upper Management structure.  It's a necessary evil but, if we plan to take this Mega-Pire into the 2nd decade of the 21st century, it's time we make changes!"  When asked if one of the changes would be his resignation from the organization al he added was; "What!  No F****** Way!"  After which he reportedly grabbed a random pedestrian and repeatedly the reporter of such a stupid question!  Stay tuned to this developing story!

 

The Cyber Kid and Armadillo comin' at ya!

       In FUBAR Automotive News - The FUBAR Upper Management in conjunction with the FUBAR Automotive Division (FAD) just had the finishing touches put on the Cyber Kid's vehicle.  Known simply as "The Beast" the D-Mobile III was retrofitted with a brand new custom built Long block V-8 350.  Complete w/ Headers, 4 barrel carburetor and a new performance transmission to tie it all in, "The Beast" traded out a 160 HP V-8 2 barrrel block w/ 150,000 miles for approximately 350 HP!  Needless to say the dues money came in real handy - thanks gang, the FUBAR HQ appreciates your generosity!?...

Out with the old... ...In with the New!

       In other news, seeing as how the Cyber Kid has his main HQ in Central Texas AND seeing as how he hangs out at an establishment with the word "Redneck" in it;  The FHQ marketing thought they would try a variation of the "VOTE FOR DAVE, GET FREE WINGS!" campaign posters and instead use a slogan that might appeal to the the more "outdoors" type!?...     

POSTER #1 - w/ Supporter Stefany (and Cheeky) POSTER #2 - w/ Supporter Ashley POSTER #3 - w/ Supporter Adrienne

 

Also, be sure to come back next quarter when we explain this picture -

  I Love my pinwheel!?...

and this picture...

  Original (1990) FUBAR member Arryn "Kiwi" M.

Oh Yeah and this one too!?...

  Bad Mark!?...

Well that's all for this quarter;

As well, don't forget about downloading the COMPLETE FUBARchives 2011 edition!  Unlocking the FUBAR vaults, every FUBAR document in HQ, the FUBAR Press Corp. has been painstakingly recreated  scanned.  Unlike the FUBARchives newsletter anthology sent to select FUBAR's back in 2000 this collection contains all those newsletters as well as never before seen stats, rosters, receipts and photos!  Effectively - every single piece of paper we have pertaining to the FUBAR's!  DON'T FORGET IT'S ENTIRELY FREE!!!  By clicking the link provided, you may begin to download any section or the entire FUBARchive!  So please - Enjoy!"

FUBARchives

 

MINDFUL WEB CONTENT REMINDER

Be sure to visit the newest in the FUBAR Publishing News, the FUBAR Entertainment Group repertoire - CHEEKY MONKEY's photo blog/online journal.  UPDATED and sorted by year, the monkey has over 6 albums and 800+ captioned photos (Not to Mention the UN-CUT album - if you can find it!?  featuring 150+ pics of the monkey in the raw!?); the monkey is swingin'?...

www.SWINGERMONKEY.net

"He Gets Around..."

And finally, here's yet another installment of WTF...

There's almost a story here!?  A .99 cent Story perhaps?!... This cheese goes to eleven! I love the fact that they put a woman on this!?...

 

Well kids, it's that time again!?...   So, until next time, this has been your faithful reporter dishing out the latest almost-quarterly load of gruel!  Enough FUBAR for ya?!...

 

Dave "Cyber Kid" - CEO/Founder FUBAR's est.1989

 

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