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Photo A. depicts Mark “the backstabber” A. talking with Brian “what a” Messer in the corner of the room.  Note two things here;

1.   the “handshake” – signifying what?  Merely a longtime "how do you do", or maybe more?  Maybe a secret agreement entered into months ago for yet again another attempted corporate takeover of the FUBAR reins? 

Photo B. depicts Brian “my hair is such a” Messer conversing with none other than Steve “bummer of a last name” Hancock. Note two things here;

1.  The “shifty” look – now on Brian and of course signifying the guilt as he has just been caught by the FUBAR Press Corp. spreading "negative propaganda" about the FUBAR's. What are you thinking little Brian?….Hmmm.

Photo C. depicts the Cyber Kid and HandJob conversing just moments after the “crazy talk” and the CEO/Founder gets the eye opener he needs to plan a defense against the coup which is sure to come.  Note a couple things here –

1. The “pass” - what exactly is the Cyber Kid doing with the left hand?  Is it a friendly gesture OR, … more likely counter espionage!  It is believed that the Cyber Kid in this photo is caught placing a “tracking device” on Handcock. - Alas, the hunter becomes the hunted…

Photo D. depicts Handball and a new participant Jesse “the psycho – now an angel” Rhodes in a very animated conversation.  Note a few things here…

Photo E. depicts all the “known” players of this elusive and deadly game.  Note here a few things…

1. Jesse “the angel” has his right arm where?  Either he is tipping off Mark that the gig is up, or he’s grabbing Handbrake’s ass – which would explain the smile!

2. Notice Jesse’s left hand on Steve's bulging sweaty bicep!?... – my god guy’s, get a room!

3. Mark “the shark” is pulling a very good poker face to elude to the fact that the gig is indeed up!

4. Brian “the whole thing is such a” Messer is visibly shaken that the plan is falling apart and his co-conspirators are moments away from certain defeat… (or now he has gas!)

Photo F. (for FUBAR) depicts Brian and Mark engaged in what appears to be a very “serious” conversation.  Only recently has the FUBAR News Corp. received this transcript from the man with “one black shoe!?”

Brian – “Mark, dammit, they found out – the Handbrake failed and the angel spun out of control…we must concede our endeavor and live to fight another day…”

Mark – “Brian, who cares?…  We have each other, just kiss me dammit – just kiss me!….”

PS - photos of the “kiss”

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       So there you have it, once again the FUBAR News Corporation has dodged another attempted overthrow and the CEO/Founder Dave the “Cyber Kid” has eluded the enemy yet again.  Until next quarter, this has been your faithful and always “sober” reporter, just making it up as I go along…

Dave “Cyber Kid”

CEO/Founder