So, how does this new evidence implicate Mark? Let us tell you. Firstly,
Despite the FUBAR Press release stating a sporting injury, FNC noted that Dave "The
Cyber Kid" still managed to bat a 2 for 3 game with 4 runs, an RBI and 2 walks.
Pretty suspect for a guy who was "injured" during the game.
Secondly, The deadly duo of Denise "Guns
blazin" and Kevin "Busta-cap in yo @$$" Russo have been out of contact with
the FUBAR Upper Management for well over a year and suddenly they are not only contacting
the Cyber Kid, but visiting his home city, the same city which houses the FUBAR HQ?
FNC asked the two - "Why they were in Dallas?" and "What
"business" were they attending to?" and they merely blew off our questions
and said, "You wanna know our bizness chief? You tawk to our loyas buddy."
two facts alone should raise the flags for anyone but, the third, that Mark "The
Puppet-Master" has merely been lurking behind the scenes all this time is the most
chilling of all the details. We at the FNC plan to get to the bottom of this tragic
event and, in the meantime, leave you, the reader, with all of this information to make
your own determination. It seems as though our "friend" Mark, who has been
very quiet the past couple months, has actually been a very busy boy and appeared to
have hired himself some of the deadliest persons in the known world. What will this
spell for the Cyber Kid and the FUBAR Organization? Certainly, he must see the
connection and be planing a strategic defense? Only time will tell now folks and as
always, when we learn more, so shall you...
you have it, once again the FUBAR News Corporation has yet again fallen victim to a
diabolical scheme. CEO/Founder Dave "The Cyber Kid has eluded the enemy
before and we promise you, he will do so yet again. Until
next quarter, this has been your faithful and always sober reporter, just
making it up as I go along
Dave Cyber Kid
FUBARS est. 1989