fellow FUBARians and once again welcome to the FUBAR News Annex. The ONE and ONLY
source for FUBAR member specific news and events. Well here's what we know....Ed
"Stand By Me" Gordon is set to be married! That's right folks, somewhere,
someone has agreed to marry Ed!. FNC has galantly tried to avoid making a public
statement on the matter but due to media pressure has taken it upon themselves to issue
the following statement...
"FNC wishes to congratulate Ed on finally being able to trap 'er catch a girl who
will agree to marry him. FNC would like to wish Ed "Whipped" Gordon all
the best and to remember where he learned to finally talk to the ladies? (as without this
skill he'd still be his own best friend?!)" On that note, that's all the news
that's fit to print. Until next time, this has been once again your faithful (and let's
not forget drunk & twisted) reporter and servant...
The Cyber Kid