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Hello FUBARians...
How
are we this second quarter of 2011?
I'm sure many of you have been wondering just where the heck has the
FNC been!?
Well, since
the last update, the FUBAR Upper
Management has been extremely busy with the final
visits of the 2010 "Mini-Reunions",
work and of course the great FUBARHQ flood of 2011! In addition,
the FNC has also made some cut-backs in it's Technical Dept. and thus
has seen a reduction in web-updates due to a man-power shortage?!...
So, our apologies for the lack of an update near the end of 2010 and our
nearly 7 month hiatus!
OK, all that said, finishing
the 2010 "Reunion" year, the Cyber Kid made his way back out west, to
the city of Denver, and was able to visit with FUBAR Hall-Of-Fame
Captain Scott "The Horrible" Hager! Reminiscing about old FUBAR
times, talks with the former FUBAR officer quickly turned to the Cyber
Kid's presidential run and a possible appointment in the FUBAR cabinet?
Scott had this to tell reporters when asked about the meeting; "Yeah,
Dave's still crazy as ever!?..." When asked about whether he would
take an appointment if Dave actually won, he said, "We'll have to wait
and see!? I'm holding my cards close at the moment!" I guess
as most of the developing stories in Dave's campaign, we'll have to wait
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Well despite the technical cutbacks, The Cyber Kid, along with the FUBAR
Publishing Corp. was able to put together a very "large" gift for the
FUBAR's world-wide. In a press conference in the beginning of 2011 the
Cyber Kid made this statement; "To my fellow FUBARians. It has been a great
20th anniversary year with all the traveling and mini-reunions but I have
one more surprise for you! After much consideration, it has been
determined that the FNC will unlock the FUBARchive vault. Collecting
every FUBAR document in HQ, the FUBAR Press Corp. painstakingly recreated
every single FUBAR document and then had them scanned. Unlike the
FUBARchives newsletter anthology sent to select FUBAR's back in 2000 this
collection contains all those newsletters as well as never before seen
stats, rosters, receipts and photos! Effectively - every single piece
of paper we have pertaining to the FUBAR's! AND - Best of all, ALL of
these documents can be downloaded for free! Gratis!... Yes,
that's correct, I said free! Just for you my comrades, a present for
20 years of loyalty and dedication! By clicking the link provided, you
may begin to download any section or the entire FUBARchive! So please
- Enjoy!"
FUBARchives
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Lastly, the FUBAR Heir Apparent - Alex, aka "Little Dudicus" has made
his diamond debut just over two weeks ago. Dave "The Cyber Kid"
had this to say; "Man, we couldn't be happier with the Little Dude!
He's been working really hard and they have him playing 3rd base just
like his old man. He's also currently .750 at the plate going 3
for 4 with 2 RUNs and an RBI. I think we found our successor boys
and girls?... Oh and they beat the Red Sox - So, I'm pretty good no
matter how the rest of the season goes!? ;oP"
For more info about Alex's baseball endeavors, be sure to check out the
Darth M News and Alex's photo gallery!
In other news here's a look at the Cyber Kid's next three "VOTE FOR
DAVE, GET FREE WINGS!" campaign posters...
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Little Dude
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POSTER #1
- w/ Supporter Kaitlin |
POSTER #2
- w/ Supporters Stacy, Nancy & Stephanie |
POSTER #3
- w/ Supporter Lauren |
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So, be sure to come
back next quarter when we explain this picture -
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"NO!
That's a BAD AJ!?" |
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this picture!?... |
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"Do. Or do not.
There is no try." |
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Well that's all for this
quarter; glad to be back!?
MINDFUL WEB CONTENT REMINDER
Be sure to visit the newest
in the FUBAR Publishing
News, the FUBAR Entertainment Group repertoire - CHEEKY MONKEY's photo blog/online
journal. UPDATED and sorted by year, the monkey has over 5 albums
and 800+ captioned photos, the monkey is swingin'?...
www.SWINGERMONKEY.net
"He Gets Around..."
And lastly, here's yet another installment of WTF...
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those really "raw" games of tennis!?... |
"There's
something on the website!" |
Well kids, it's that time!
I know the suspense is killing you already but, as always and until next time, this has been
your faithful reporter dishing out the latest quarterly load of gruel!
Enough FUBAR for ya?!...
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