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Hello FUBARians,

Well, it's been pretty quiet.  Got through the holidays without any problems.  Had some time off as well, and then it was back to the grind.  The trusty Navajo is still down as the right engine just didn't go back together correctly, so it's working, but not "right."  No estimate as to when it will be back up.  The wait continues...

FUBAR Upper Management (FUM) has just finished talks with Mark "Leading the charge" Avellino and it appears that the FUBAR Softball "Assault" Team will be pulled from "moth-ball" status and is engaging in league play.  Stayed tuned to this news service as updates come in, we will of course provide them to you.  We know the group won their first skirmish, but apparently it was a tough start.  Mr. Avellino was warned by the FUM not to tarnish the great FUBAR name by quote, "sucking @$$!"  Dave "The Legend" was unavailable for comment but did leave this press release; "You gotta have confidence in the guys you put below you.  It's all about the foundation you build to achieve the height you need?... <someone whispers in his ear>  WHAT!  Avellino is the foundation!? - EVACUATE THE HIGHER FLOORS - QUICK!"

Mark made this comment after the talks with the FUM.  "You know, the last thing I would want to do is anything to compromise the marketability of the FUBAR name.  Besides, the last thing I need is Dave comin' after me for this in addition to the whole lost the name fiasco of '98.  Jeez man, give it a rest."

FUM also learned that the infamous Mason "Use your head" Aldrich was recruited by Mark in heated negotiations:

Mark - "Mason, The FUBAR's are looking for a few good men... it'll only cost you thirty bucks."

Mason - "Thirty bucks! What's in it for me?"

Mark - Well, we get jerseys.

Mason - "Jerseys?  That all?"

Mark - "Well, we have a Bar-B-Que at the end of the season, with food and Beer."

Mason - "Sold!"

So there you have it.  In addition to the above, the FNC has finally gone "Live" with it's Movie Review Page, featuring the critic "TJ" and on occasion your trusted friend, the "Cyber Kid."  Bookmark the page and come back often for her reviews.  You can also access the movie page through the THE NET button to the left.  

Also, there's a new FOTQ as well so enjoy and until next time, this has been your total BS , but ever faithful reporter...

Dave CEO/Founder FUBAR's est.1989

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