Hello
FUBARians,
Well,
it's been pretty quiet. Got through the holidays without any
problems. Had some time off as well, and then it was back to the
grind. The trusty Navajo is still down as the right engine just
didn't go back together correctly, so it's working, but not
"right." No estimate as to when it will be back up.
The wait continues...
FUBAR
Upper Management (FUM) has just finished talks with Mark "Leading the
charge" Avellino and it appears that the FUBAR Softball
"Assault" Team will be pulled from "moth-ball" status
and is engaging in league play. Stayed tuned to this news service as
updates come in, we will of course provide them to you. We know the
group won their first skirmish, but apparently it was a tough start.
Mr. Avellino was warned by the FUM not to tarnish the great FUBAR name by
quote, "sucking @$$!" Dave "The Legend" was
unavailable for comment but did leave this press release; "You gotta
have confidence in the guys you put below you. It's all about the
foundation you build to achieve the height you need?... <someone
whispers in his ear> WHAT! Avellino is the foundation!? -
EVACUATE THE HIGHER FLOORS - QUICK!"
Mark
made this comment after the talks with the FUM. "You know, the
last thing I would want to do is anything to compromise the marketability
of the FUBAR name. Besides, the last thing I need is Dave comin'
after me for this in addition to the whole lost the name fiasco of
'98. Jeez man, give it a rest."
FUM
also learned that the infamous Mason "Use your head" Aldrich was
recruited by Mark in heated negotiations:
Mark
- "Mason, The FUBAR's are looking for a few good men... it'll only
cost you thirty bucks."
Mason
- "Thirty bucks! What's in it for me?"
Mark
- Well, we get jerseys.
Mason
- "Jerseys? That all?"
Mark
- "Well, we have a Bar-B-Que at the end of the season, with food and
Beer."
Mason
- "Sold!"
So
there you have it. In addition to the above, the FNC has finally
gone "Live" with it's Movie Review
Page, featuring the critic "TJ" and on occasion your trusted
friend, the "Cyber Kid." Bookmark the page and come back
often for her reviews. You can also access the movie page through
the THE NET button to the
left.
Also,
there's a new FOTQ as well so enjoy and
until next time, this has been your total BS , but ever faithful
reporter...
Dave
CEO/Founder FUBAR's est.1989
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