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FUBARians what the hell has been happening this past quarter in FUBARLAND? Well let me freakin tell you shall I? FUBAR CEO/GM Dave “Darth”
M had the
fortunate opportunity to get in contact with a few FUBARians that have been out of the
main line for a while. In June, Dave
“the freeloader” attended the wedding of Brian “My life’s such
a” Messer to a Ms. Danielle “No, Brian can’t come out and play”
Pinneri. The event was a major success (as
both parties showed – bets were on Dani having a realization of her actions and
running for the border) and Dave was able to re-unite the team of Brian Messer and
Steve “funny last name” Hancock. Contracts
were drawn out and after a little negotiating; the “TOXIC” Twins, Brian and
Steve, signed a four-year deal to include as a signing bonus each of the guys receiving
personal aircraft. (pictured below
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Steve "Holding
Out" Hancock was a tough sell but in the end FNC wins |
Brian "I have no
clue" Messer folded up like a lawn chair during talks. |
Among
the other contract negotiations, Brian stipulated a clause allowing him free-agency in 4
years (to which FNC asked Dani what she wanted and she said at least 10.) Steve on the other hand-(cock) was a little easier
(as they all say about him) and pretty much settled for the plane and a “hug”!? Anyway, FNC does not want to divert attention from
the event that actually caused all this negotiating to happen … the wedding. So FNC will finish the news here and allow you to
enjoy a collection of pictures from the big event…so until next time this has been
your ever-faithful reporter bringing you only the total BS and drivel you have come to
expect here at FNC…
Pics removed due to size
restrictions (our apologies)
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