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            So FUBARians what the hell has been happening this past quarter in FUBARLAND?  Well let me freakin tell you shall I?  FUBAR CEO/GM Dave “Darth” M had the fortunate opportunity to get in contact with a few FUBARians that have been out of the main line for a while.  In June, Dave “the freeloader” attended the wedding of Brian “My life’s such a” Messer to a Ms. Danielle “No, Brian can’t come out and play” Pinneri.  The event was a major success (as both parties showed – bets were on Dani having a realization of her actions and running for the border) and Dave was able to re-unite the team of Brian Messer and Steve “funny last name” Hancock.  Contracts were drawn out and after a little negotiating; the “TOXIC” Twins, Brian and Steve, signed a four-year deal to include as a signing bonus each of the guys receiving personal aircraft. (pictured below


Steve "Holding Out" Hancock was a tough sell but in the end FNC wins

Brian "I have no clue" Messer folded up like a lawn chair during talks.

       Among the other contract negotiations, Brian stipulated a clause allowing him free-agency in 4 years (to which FNC asked Dani what she wanted and she said at least 10.)  Steve on the other hand-(cock) was a little easier (as they all say about him) and pretty much settled for the plane and a “hug”!?  Anyway, FNC does not want to divert attention from the event that actually caused all this negotiating to happen … the wedding.  So FNC will finish the news here and allow you to enjoy a collection of pictures from the big event…so until next time this has been your ever-faithful reporter bringing you only the total BS and drivel you have come to expect here at FNC…

Pics removed due to size restrictions (our apologies)


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