So heres the news
weeks after the events of September 11th, 2001.
FUBAR Founder Dave The NYer was able to take a trip to
Minneapolis, MN on a business trip where he was met by FUBAR alumni Brian Im
still a Messer and his lively wife and FUBAR Ultimate Fan Danielle. Brian of course had no idea that the great legend
would be in town, but was still able to swing a rendezvous at Hooters and a softball
game for the kid to play in. After hunting down a sports store and some clothes, the boys
were back in the saddle. Darth M would of
course show his true form by playing walk-on shortstop and batting 3 for 4
with 1 run in the game. Brian The
Cannon Messer of course has lost absolutely nothing from his throwing power and
according to Messers agent is still being scrutinized and denying allegations of
having a bionic implant fitted back in 1992. Hey
man, I just have a good arm, what can I say? said
Messer. FNC had no comment except to say,
Brian is welcome back to the organization anytime that is unless he puts on a
couple hundred pounds! In that case, he can
go do commercials for SUBWAY the fat @$$ Brian would of course go 3 for 4 as well
with 2 runs. The boys would battle hard and
in the end win by one run in extra innings. At
one point Brian said to Dave Just like playing with the FUBARs again
huh? To which Dave replied, Yeah,
except with 8 other guys I dont know!?
game festivities were held at APPLEBEEs where FUBAR Ultimate Fan (who wasnt
even at the game I might add) and wife to Brian Danielle was met. Danielle of course made a statement to the FNC,
Look you @$$O$, my Brian DID NOT have any from of performance enhancing surgery. He works just fine in the bedroom and I have to
Ooooooh, you said his throwing arm!?
Never mind, I have no comment about that subject and I can neither confirm
nor deny any allegations about his throwing arm. Now if you want to know about the little
general Im your girl
With That Dani was escorted away for pictures with
the FUBAR Press Corp.
needless to say, Pictures were taken throughout the day (see some below) and are available
for a small fee.
next day Dave (FUBAR News Corporation Founder & CEO) was to return to FUBAR News
Corporation Headquarters in Dallas as work dictated such and besides, the funds were
running low and have been a bit limited these days without the annual dues and all! Anyway, FNC hopes to see more of you at the
FUBAR/ERAU Annual Homecoming Reunion and Drunken Orgy. (or FUBAR/ERAU AHRDO)
those unable to attend, please watch these pages for updates. So until next time, this has been again your
faithful reporter and comrade bringing you only the news that matters.
Until next time,
Dave "Cyber Kid"
Founder FUBARs est. 1989