|Hello FUBARians, welcome to third
still alive. 4 months ago, "The biggest quarter in FUBAR
history" according to FUBARHQ News, FUBAR Future Hall of Famer Alex
"Mini Cyber Kid" was
born and thus it has been, for the most part, a pleasurable and rewarding experience.
New words and phrases had to be introduced (gingerly) into the FUBAR
vocabulary with their new altered meanings. Things such as dirty
diaper, formula (not math), pacifier (not Beer), onesy (also not math) and
wash the nipples (not in the good way) were among them. Oh, to be a
parent - good thing I had Engel to practice on all those years! What
would I have done? Well at least the diapers are easier now anyway.
:o) Kidding aside, Alex and mom are doing great, Dawn's a
natural, and according to her, I'm "just about useless."
:o) Well at least I can make formula (carry the "onesy",
divide, by... huh, what - dammit! Not math. Not math.)
Anyway, I'm getting by, and Dawn is plugging along. Alex, he's
loving every minute of it.
what's been going on at cmap FUBARHQ besides the nurturing and caring of
Alex, well the FUBAR Upper Management decided to call a meeting of the
minds. A Captains meeting to end all Capt. meetings. In
attendance were Scott "The Horrible" Hager and The Cyber
Kid. (Mark "The Shark" Avellino, Kevin "I was captain
for a week" Russo, and Ed "I was captain for almost three
weeks" Gordon were not invited.)
topics were discussed and of course, BEvERages were involved (actually they
weren't but it makes better news!) Anyway, The gentlemen discussed
everything and nothing and would like to know just how Mark "DAMMIT!"
Avellino, could yet again blow a championship for the team. Adding
yet another red feather in his FUBAR cap. (The first one, a big
vulture type one, was losing the FUBAR name back in '98 - No Mark, a FUBAR
never forgets...) Anyway, the boys hooked up in the DFW area for
this little shin-dig and of course Hooter's was involved (already visited
however, so didn't count it again :o)
clockwise from bottom left:
- Hooter's girl, Hooter's girl, Friendly Hooter's girl, Hooter's
babe, The Cyber Kid, Scott "The Stalker" Hager, Brunette
Hooter's Girl Head, Blonde Hooter's Cutie, and finally, you guessed
it - another Hooter's Girl. Moral here - Hooter's Girls love
the FUBARS! (A picture is worth a thousand words...which we
won't type here!?)
pretty much nothing was accomplished, but we had fun anyway. The
Cyber Kid did give Scott some grief for instigating the new line of FUBAR
FIGURES (Series 2) featuring him and yet, he hadn't even seen
them! "Dude, you complain about not having a FUBAR figure in
the inaugural line-up and then you don't even bother to check out the one
we designed in Series 2!? Nice, that's just great!"
Anyway, he's all about the Hager figure now though! Oh yeah.
Selling like mad on the eBay. Not as popular as the Cyber Kid
Figures or the Avellino and Engel lines, but they are moving
somewhat. "Dude, that's awesome." Was all Scott
could say (cause that's all we felt like making up!)
Anyway, that's about it gang. Back to the
grind and dont' forget all the new and exciting goings on at FUBARHQ.
Remember, the FUBAR News
Corporation, FUBAR News Annex (aka FUBARHQ),
M, and Atomic Puppy sites have all been
joined. Featuring a new navigation bar to the left (color coded by sections)
linking you to your favorite FUBAR pages and don't forget - No more banner ads,
The new message board, A live chat room, and actual music from the Cyber Kid's solo
endeavor - ATOMIC PUPPY
Anyway, lots of goodies here - you could kill all
amounts of your employer's time here! So don't sit there and work
when you can delve deep into the FUBARHQ WEB and have much more fun!
Till next time, your always faithful reporter and