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Now back in the United States and
feeling that the US government "owed" him a debt of gratitude, Jesse approached the FBI and said, "How ‘bout y’all give me a little loving huh?"
Then director of the FBI - Skinner said, "name the price kid…" and so Jesse chose a career in aviation including a full paid tuition package to a certain aviation university (where being FUBAR became a way of life) and is now reeping the benefits of that degree.
Jesse has been down many roads but conquering and tackling his own was and will always be the toughest one. So if you ever want to meet this FUBAR legend just try and grab that Laguardia – Washington shuttle and you may have the luxury. Or if you don’t want to spend that kind of cash I believe you can go rent a copy of "Hey Jesse, Is that a snake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" from your local adult video store. But, until either two instances occur, you’ll have to just live with our visual stimuli and take our word for it.
So, once again, this has been a FUBAR NEWS World Exclusive brought to you by the FUBAR News Corporation. |
"BUD", "WEIS" and "lo-SER" onboard the Laguardia, NY shuttle. |
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The author and the FUBAR News Corporation would like to thank Jes Psychovsky aka Jesse "That little commie bastard" Rhodes for his complete trust and faith that this feature would be accomplished with the minimal potential of damage to his reputation (although we didn't think this would sway anybody from their already formulated opinions!?) We would like to acknowledge Jesse's "complete" and utter support with this project and providing us with the medium with which to make it come to life (i.e. the pictures Ed - man have to explain it everytime.) FNC understands that some of the pictures provided could have serious ramifications and we tried our best to not use the more "damaging" ones... Well except
for the one at the bottom of this page because, well, we just couldn't resist (sorry Jesse, had to do it. Don't worry though, I'm sure I'll get mine?...)
Anyway, until next time, this is Dave "Cyber-Kid" Moeder signing off once again. We hoped you enjoyed the story and once again, thanks to Jesse for providing me the pics and the personality to make this story worth the write. Thanks for making us laugh, cry and drink way too much...
(PS - I am going to seek counseling - promise!) :o) |
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