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       So here we will continue to analyze Dave and his classmates through the 6th Grade and see if we can see why he is the way he is? This will be the second and final installment of the Cyber Kid Storytime this quarter...

Dave "Cyber Kid" - 6th Grade Class 1982-1983

 

       Milton (something or other) - Dude was a major bad @$$ and was probably the most feared kid in school. I mean it - Come on man, he looks like F#%@$% SHAFT for pete's sake!
       Greg N - The other "tough" kid in school. You can see he's very cool and collected by the very closed non-emotional expression on his face - he's thinking "I'm a bad ass, I know it!"
      Audrey O' - She was just a cute girl who I always liked and got along with. Turned a little weird on us later on in Junior high school and high school. (Sorry can't define weird for you at this time - she was just a bit different than the rest!?... in a good way of course...)
      Christina C - She was the hottest chick in the 6th grade. She dated Alfonso R. for all of like 2 weeks but man she could've dated any guy she wanted. Had a crush on her and I gave her an origami frog to impress her once (Yes, I said "origami." <bows head in shame>) Guess what?  Frog didn't work - I think that's where the big "L" gesture in front of the forehead for "LOSER" originated in the US of A!?....
       Can't remember the name but I have two words for you - Goof ball! I mean just look at the kid aren't talking about a rocket scientist here are we!?.... (:o)
       Danny M - The most obnoxious, mischievous, loud mouth kid in school - man we loved him. Used to share a desk with this guy most of the year as we were the loud hooligans of the class. We were relegated to the back of the room so as to "not disturb the other children." Man did we have a blast... I know absolutely nothing about Egyptian history/society because of this kid and his antics during class - I wish him the best!...
       Alison S - My neighbor - literally lived next door to me. Met her in 6th grade and we graduated high school together. Wouldn't have made it through Spanish if it wasn't for her. She was a cutie and had a younger sister who was as well - Guess what? Didn't date, nor ever get the idea there was any interest (besides friendship) from either. (Note - the fact that I was a bit of a Doofus, and used to fix their jewelry had absolutely NOTHING to do with it either!?...)
       Edward "Eddie B" - Man could this kid draw (the Graffiti artist of elementary school), but was much more infamous for his "special" ability to borrow bicycles! I swear I saw him riding a bike with no hands once and guiding two others at the same time - one on either side with each free hand.  (Actually they were his bikes, but still an amazing ability there.)
       Bradley S - Nothing to really mention here but I just couldn't resist commenting on this kids hair cut! I mean look at that head.  One word - Wow!  (I was an outcast and HE was one the socially accepted ones.  Man I was SUCH a loser.)  
       Raymond P - Kid was a walking brain. I imagine he's the brains behind some major money making empire.  Damn him!
       Alfonso Ribiero - My claim to fame HE was the TAP DANCE KID on Broadway, was the kid in Silver Spoons with Ricky Schroeder and got famous playing Carlton (Will Smith's cousin) on the FRESH PRINCE of BELAIR. Went to school with the guy, hung out with him a few times and we were acquaintances until he went to California after 8th grade. One of the few who made it out of the neighborhood - Good for him!
       Dave "The Cyber Kid" M - OK we are back to me now. So, it's the 80's now, lost the vest and the big collared shirts. Rolled the sleeves up for added effect but notice that one nice touch? - Are those ADIDAS I'm wearing? Why no, they're not!  Why those sneakers have FOUR strips, not three...Yes they are "ADDIDAS" - the Modell's $12.00 knock-off specials. - Once again as that fact was observed by a fellow classmate the big "L" was back in fashion YET again. Man I hate them all ...

except for Alison, Christina, and Audrey - a man has taste now!...oh yeah and Alfonso because well he's famous and he may give me some cash for sparing his life as well!?...

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I would like to acknowledge that although the pictures above and on the previous page are of real people, the descriptions and mockery are of a purely satirical nature and no truth is meant or implied. (Except in the case of myself, where I can always degrade myself with the best of them.)  I have to honestly say that for the most part, I enjoyed school and wish the best for everyone whom I attended with.  Thanks for the memories...

Dave CEO/Founder FUBAR's est.1989