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: This web site, and anything affiliated with this site or affiliates of
it's affiliates, except those living on the moon, or Mars does not reflect
the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my
dogs; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights
reserved; you may distribute this web site, it's URL, and any content
freely (except the music and pictures, you f****** thief) but you may not make a
profit from it; terms are subject to change without notice; illustrations
are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons,
living or dead, is unintentional (although sometimes intentional) and
purely coincidental (although sometimes not); do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law;
hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or
spindle; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited
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restricted (such as the moon and Mars); caveat emptor; web site is
provided "as is" without any warranties/guarantees; reader/viewer
assumes full responsibility; an equal opportunity web site; no shoes, no
shirt, no service; quantities are limited while supplies last; if any
defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return
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advised, text may contain explicit materials some readers may find
objectionable; keep away from sunlight; keep away from direct sunlight;
keep away from pets and small children; limit one-per-family please; no
money down; no purchase necessary; you need not be present to win; some
assembly required; batteries not included; instructions are included;
action figures sold separately (Series 1 and 2 are not for sale ... yet); no preservatives
added; slippery when wet; safety goggles may be required during use;
sealed for your protection, do not read/eat if safety seal is broken; call
before you dig; not liable for damages arising from use or misuse; for
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discontinue reading/surfing and call a doctor; read only with proper
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only to abstinence, is the use of a condom; no salt, MSG, artificial color
or flavoring added; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms
persist, consult a physician; web site is ribbed for your pleasure;
possible penalties for early withdrawal; offer valid only at participating
sites; allow four to six weeks for delivery; must be 18 to read (some of
it); disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood,
tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes, and other
Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading/surfing, incorrect line
voltage, unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing
or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts,
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list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on
water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky
roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can
include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel,
lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma
rays, knives, stones, etc.); other restrictions may apply. This product is
meant for educational purposes only. List
each check separately by bank number. Contents may settle during
shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do
not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will
be paid by addressee. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell
securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some
viewers. Do not stamp. Do not fold or bend. Use other side for
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not recommended. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age.
No user-serviceable parts
inside. Freshest if eaten before date on bottom. Subject to change without
notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if
mailed in the United States - Drop in any mailbox. Breaking seal
constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV.
One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial
amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent
the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. To
avoid damage to web site during operation, do not touch rotating
gears. Not affiliated with the American Red-Cross. Edited for television. Keep
cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List
was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on
file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental
or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to
perform. At participating locations only; while supplies last. Penalty for
private use. See label for sequence. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your
cancelled check is your receipt. Add toner. Avoid
contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item
is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher
west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not
eligible (but the Cyber Kid always wins anyway, so why bother?) Beware of dog. Contestants have
been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call
now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes
accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location
stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use
only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flame. Replace with
same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two or more. Observe
precautions for handling; electrostatic devices. Check here if tax
deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include
taxes. No Canadian coins. Speed enforced by radar/aircraft.
Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited.
Corrosive. May explode or leak, and cause burn injury, if recharged,
disposed of in fire, mixed with different type, inserted backwards or
disassembled. Replace all batteries at the same time. DO NOT
mix with ammonia. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. No
anchovies unless otherwise specified. Part of a multi pack, not for
individual resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then
pull down. High voltage. Driver does not carry cash. Some of
the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification
purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
Contents may explode under pressure. Dry clean only.
Sound levels may exceed 120db within 20 feet. Decision of judges
(and FUBARHQ) is final. Final product
may vary from product shown. Spins prohibited.
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This page last updated 06/04/2010
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Dave
CEO/Founder FUBAR's est.1989
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