Story goes like this - I told Dave my back was killin' me and I needed surgery but I didn't have any money... After he laughed and said, "Sucks to be you!"; he actually offered to "perform" the operation gratis!... Now, I have to admit, I "was" pscyhed until I asked about forms of anesthetic and he handed me a bottle of Russian Standard and said, "Here. Start drinkin'!" :o(